Five Careers I'd Like to Pursue, But I Have No Idea How To Break Into the Field

1. Fitness Celebrity.
2. Member of Cobra Kai, but one of the guys that never fights, and instead merely cheers and throws fists in the air.
3. Paper Salesman, Slough, UK.
4. Fluffer, but for the females, if such a position exists.
5. Hollaback Guy.