The Dregs

With the NFL season behind us, the NBA a perpetual snooze, and the Deacons smelling like Polo, we've officially hit the bottom of the sports barrel until March Madness and baseball roll around. Here's my current "priority" list, from top to bottom:

• Spring Training baseball buildup
• ESPNSharapova
  
• NFL Draft buildup
• Any episode of PTI (with Kornheiser & Wilbon present, of course)
• Project Runway (fabulous competition)
  
• Step right up and see the amazing tiny Costas present Torino 2006! (*Only crashing skiers, falling skaters, and upside-down bobsleds need apply)
  
• NFL Skills Challenge
• The highlight of the water-skiing squirrel
• A10 Basketball, Fordham at LaSalle
  
• That fishing guy who screams and slams his crotch when he catches a 3-lb. bass
• Olympic women's curling, Denmark vs. Russia (tape delay)
• Whatever Stuart Scott is watching off to his lower right
  
• Live from Lightning Strikes in Trussville, Alabama, it's the PBA Jackson-Hewitt Tax Service Classic!
  
• The World's Strongest Man Competition where they carry a rock shaped like Africa that I've already seen parts of
  
• Nowenta Hold 'em
• Basscenter
  
• Sportscenter (beats out The Simpsons for biggest nosedive in TV history)
• SI Swimsuit Special: Doris Burke
  
• Arli$$
  
• Miss Universe pageant, 1985
• NBA All-Star Weekend
• Two-man luge
• Sean Salisbury/John Clayton vs. Dick Vitale/Stephen A. Smith
  
• NFL Pro Bowl