The Fake Headlines

But these are real... and from the Associated Press. The AP:Music links on My Yahoo! are a constant source of amusement.
Today's include "Simmons Receives Key to Newark" (can you give it back?) and "Singer Claimed Coat Was Made From Gorilla". Those from the past include "Madonna Keeps Kids From TV and Ice Cream" and "Ricky Martin Says Fame Left Him Bored."
Speaking of bored...