Merry March

I guess it's like Christmas morning... the kind where you are trapped in your bedroom and can't get downstairs to the presents. See, I have yet to really attend class or work on the Thursday or Friday of the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament for the last 8 years, and that streak will be broken today, when I am holed up in my office while everyone is having the time of their lives watching the god's gift to sport.

Who's playing? I'll let Cracked (is this the same Mad-esque mag I remember) take care of that. Run your cursor over the teams for a synopsis.

My Final Four is a Big 12 semifinal (Texas-Kansas) and a Big East semifinal (UConn-Villanova). Just give me your money now.
And cue up "One Shining Moment..."