Egg Wins

I'm glad to hear scientists are still working on this.

Sale of the Century

Just found in DC (!) for $50 on Craigslist: the most prolific coffee table in history. It's seen it all. And possibly some small penises. This is the coffee table that other coffee tables aspire to, the table that is still talked about around the water cooler amongst other coffee tables. What a run.

In tue Baseball Prospectus style, its comparable performers include:

apologies, my peeps...

Hola amigos, I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya.... huge Jim Anchower fan. Anyway, I went to post on here a few weeks back and I swore off Blogger after my post disappeared. I am back, but my elaborate Middle East peace plan is lost forever.

Yeah, things are looking swell, thank you for asking. I will soon be rid of the bubonic chronic that makes me choke (Ballston) and instead being part of the Deece's massive gentrification efforts in Columbia Heights, where high rents have replaced high residents. Erin and I are looking forward to welcoming you all there. She's returning from San Diego June 5 on account of the weather. And Tommy, he can't get enough, so he bought a place down the street from us. Why that judge didn't issue a restraining order i'll never know.

Though life is good, the missing piece was this little chunk of nothing. And thus, Sound of Nonsense will return with a vengeance... you can't try to kill it... it only makes it stronger.